Helen: I should drop dead if she's not beautiful. Helen: If you don't think she's beautiful, there's something wrong with you. We do it, uh.five times a week, okay? Kramer: Oooh, baby. Kramer: How often do we do it? Elaine: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that? Kramer: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. Have we been intimate? Elaine: Yeah, yeah, we've been intimate. Is that the operation here? The Watch Elaine: Just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay? Can you do that? Kramer: Yeah, yeah, okay. Nurse: Are you sure? Morty: Yes, I'm sure. MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE! I had my wallet in my back pocket. I can't go, "A man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
SEINFELD BUBBLE BOY CAST TV
There's no way they wrap this up in five minutes." I mean, the whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. There's, like, five minutes left and suddenly you realize, "Hey, they can't make it. You know, you're watching the show you're into the story. The Wallet Jerry: Don't you hate "To be continued" on TV? It's horrible when you sense the "To be continued" coming. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation. George: The story is the foundation of all entertainment. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker.
Yes, I admit I was speeding but it was to save a man's life! A close friend. Jerry: "Karma Kramer"? The Ticket Newman: So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later. The Pitch Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service. Kramer: OK, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything.
SEINFELD BUBBLE BOY CAST SERIAL
George: As a suspect in a serial killing. Jerry: Kramer, she was murdered! Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. Kramer: Well, I'm not saying that! You know, things are going pretty well for me here. is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? That it's a lonely place even when your stuck in traffic at the Hollywood Freeway? That I'm no better than a screenwriter driving a cab, a starlet turning tricks, a producer in a house he can't afford? Is that what you want me to say? George: I'd like to hear that. George: Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? Kramer: What do you want me to say? That the things haven't worked out the way that I planned? That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? That L.A.
I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it. Jerry: So Kramer, what are you going to do? Kramer: Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. George: Breath problem? Jerry: No, I just want some change. George: What? Jerry: I don't know, some mints or TicTacs. Jerry: Well, we need change and all I have is twenties. You've got any change? George: No, I don't have any change. The Trip, Part 2 Jerry: I don't have any change. Jerry: And what mood is this? George: This is Morning Mist. The Trip, Part 1 Jerry: We're going on a two day trip! What are you, Diana Ross?
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